• friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped
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    getoffmybloghoe:

    it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

    1:55 pm  •  25 May 2013  •  18,589 notes

    selmabouvier:

    i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

    (Source: paulbearer)

    1:22 pm  •  25 May 2013  •  88,803 notes
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